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PostSubject: REally Good jokes   Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:27 pm

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.

"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."

And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba.

"My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."

So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." and he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"
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PostSubject: Re: REally Good jokes   Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:30 pm

lol my teacher told my class that 1
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PostSubject: Re: REally Good jokes   Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:43 pm

There was a guy who liked to play golf but he was really sucky at it, so each time he made a mistake he raised his hands towards the sky and said "goddamit I miss". He kept on doing this thorugh the entire 18 holes, but when he got to the last hole the sky turned black and then lightning stroke the guy carrying the golf clubs. One second after that happened, the sky opened and voice said "goddamit I miss". lol! lol!


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PostSubject: Re: REally Good jokes   Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:31 pm

lol, that one was good congratulations sorrow your first good joke lol!
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PostSubject: Re: REally Good jokes   Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:06 pm

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

lol! lol! elephant
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PostSubject: Re: REally Good jokes   Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:33 am

XD XD XD XD lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: REally Good jokes   Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:56 pm

see sorrow, that a real good joke lol!
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